Queen Jess....

This meme is a hoot on so many levels.. I can’t even tell you how funny this is to me, especially now!!Bwhawawa!!!If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweaselYour first name:How you gained your rule:Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .Your title is:The High Grand PoobahYour symbol is:a red dragon - fiery and hot, like you!You rule from:a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basementAt your side is:the band who plays your theme songYour enforcers, troops, and guards are all:fanservicey cat-peopleYour most popular law is:Jell-O is a vegetableYour least popular law is:Electro-shock collars for stupid peopleYour worst enemy is:hobbled by their own insecurity and psychosis!Your popularity rating is:: 74%Your chance of being overthrown is:: 100%Quiz created with MemeGen!